Grandmother has her degree mounted in her crafting room. TSM.

Going to a 5 A.M. spin class, showering, then crawling back into bed with my fratdaddy while he thinks my perfect body is effortless. TSM.

If the world ends tomorrow, at least my sorority already has a Lilly Print. TSM.

“Let’s do a lap before we commit to a location.” -Cher Horowitz. TSM.

Sweet tea. Sarcasm. Stilettos. TSM.

“Good Little.” TSM.

Being a classy lady is like being a natural blonde. If you have to keep telling people you are, you’re probably not. TSM.

Holding your curling iron up to a sister’s neck because you know she drank the last of your vodka. TSM.

When you are in the gym and Real Housewives comes on and you start working out harder. TSM.

Phoebe Buffay. NS. Rachel Green. TSM.

The hardest part of recruitment is setting my Facebook to private. TSM.

Eyes on the American flag while I’m on the treadmill. TSM.

Making the transition from fratdaddy to athlete, but only when their sport is in season. TSM.

Living in the DILF capital of the world. TSM.

One of the most valuable pieces of advice from my grandmother: “Shoulders back and show the rack.” Thanks Grandma. TSM.

Hooking up in a classroom in the building named after his grandfather. TSM.

Never a dull moment. TSM.

Robin Hood was the only Disney movie I never liked growing up. TSM.

Pretending like you don’t know anything about your rush crush when she walks in the door. TSM.

I never thought I would have GDI friends in college…and I was right. TSM.