Kate Middleton doing her own makeup for her wedding. TSM.

Not marrying a man with a bald spot. TSM.

Needlepointing the stress away. Oh wait I don’t have any stress, guess I’m just doing it for fun. TSM.

Some geed talking about how she thinks the royal wedding is stupid. Must be sad to be a commoner. TSM.

I missed the Royal Wedding because I was shacking. TSM.

Pippa Middleton rocking a white dress as the MOH. TSM.

Mom said I was fashionably late to my own birth. TSM.

Post royal wedding depression. TSM.

Getting your rush crush as your little. TSM.

The only time I take my drop off is to put my pearls on. TSM.

Turning down a news anchor position at CNN. TSM.

Sweater tied around your waist. NS. Sweater tied around your shoulders. TSM.

Cooler anxiety. TSM.

Holding out for royalty. TSM.

Lost my virginity in pearls. TSM.

I sweat glitter. TSM.

Kitty Forman. TSM.

I may not have his AMEX fully memorized yet, but his PayPal will do for now. TSM.

Driving my 6-speed Lexus in my 5-inch Jimmy Choo stilettos. TSM.

Choosing your little based on her monogram. TSM.