Never going to the infield for the Kentucky Derby. The infield is for commoners. TSM.

My horse has an acupuncture appointment today. TSM.

Good things come to those who wait, but they come faster if you’re skinny and pretty. TSM.

Having a sorority gossip thread on facebook. If you don’t know about it, we’re probably talking about you. TSM.

Only taking vertical pictures. TSM.

No GDI, a service sorority is not a real sorority. So stop wearing a frocket with your “letters” and norts. TSM.

Overusing the “like” button on Facebook. TSM.

Our door song is better than your door song. TSM.

Prince Harry is the only ginge I’d ever do. TSM.

Drinking with the house mom. TSM.

I’m going to be late. I know this sounds weird but I spilled glitter all over the floor and I need to clean it. TSM.

If more females would sit down and be ladies, more males would stand up and be gentlemen. TSM.

April showers bring cute rainboots. TSM.

Skipping three days of classes to go home for an “internship interview” even though I already have it because mom is besties with the CEO. I’m really home so daddy can buy me my new car. TSM.

Kissing and telling. TSM.

My mood tomorrow will depend solely on whether or not my sorority is in the top 6 to get a Lilly print. TSM.

Opening day of wearing white shoes. TSM.

I can spot a knockoff from a mile away. TSM.

I cringe when I see Blair Waldorf’s eyebrows on Gossip Girl. TSM.

Your soffe shorts and wifebeater tank look good GDI. Not. TSM.