Feeling bad for girls who have to take their clothes off to be hot. TSM.

When I see fat people at restaurants I lose my appetite. TSM.

My goal for formal is not be asked to leave early. TSM.

Throw what you know. TSM.

Designated hair holder. TSM.

After Easter the size of my wardrobe will increase significantly. TSM.

Even my class notes are written in abbrevs. TSM.

Crying while my fratdaddy tries to teach me stats. TSM.

Being scandalous is my favorite pastime. TSM.

My whole life is a guilty pleasure. TSM.

Muploads. TSM.

Saw “Pulitzer” trending on Twitter and immediately thought of Lilly instead of the Pulitzer Prize. TSM.

“Roomie pic!!!” TSM.

Looking at last night’s formal pictures all night instead of writing my paper. TSM.

Friends refer to me as “The Senator’s Wife.” TSM.

Bad decisions, good intentions. TSM.

If you’re not mentioned in Luke Bryan’s “Sorority Girls” then you’re not a real sorority. TSM.

I’m not shy, I’m just a bitch. TSM.

Miss Derby Days 3 years in a row. TSM.

Obsessed with baking blogs. TSM.