Being known as the house party animal and still making Dean’s List. TSM.

“How have YOU never been sent to standards?!” TSM.

“I know it may look like I’d become a bitch, but that’s only because I was acting like a bitch.” TSM. 

The excitement that comes with the perfect outfit. TSM.

Mass texting sisters about the new Lilly sorority prints being revealed on Facebook. TSM.

Largest recruitment in the nation starts today. Roll Tide. TSM.

Drunk bitch sesh with a sister about the ninjas in our chapter. TSM.

Bad decisions, good intentions. TSM.

If you’re not mentioned in Luke Bryan’s “Sorority Girls” then you’re not a real sorority. TSM.

Dry swallowing Plan B in my fratdaddys truck on our way to my sorority house for lunch. TSM.