Getting the eternally single fratstar to commit. TSM.

Waking up at 4 AM to watch the royal wedding live. TSM.

Waterproofing my suede flats so spilled beer doesn’t ruin them. TSM.

One of my pageant dresses costs more than your entire wedding party’s wardrobe GDI. TSM.

I call you a geed because you’re not worth the extra two syllables in GDI. TSM.

Dear Prince William: It should have been me. I would totes make better sandwiches than Kate. TSM.

Tanning bed naps. TSM.

If you think that I’m a preppy bitch who is judging you then I’ve done my job. TSM.

Straightening my naturally straight hair just for fun. TSM.

Occasionally being “That” girl. TSM.

Not having a black sheep in the family. TSM.

Never “supes awk.” TSM.

Having a secret ingredient for every recipe. TSM.

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels… except alcohol. TSM.

Taking care of business…majors. TSM.

Never having to airbrush your photos because your skin is always flawless. TSM.

Tailgate hopping in a Lilly dress and diamonds. Somehow the boys found high class liquor instead of FrattyLite for me to drink. TSM.

Tanning in your bow. TSM.

Blonde hair and blue eyes. TSM.

Stayed in all weekend working on my Elementary Education project…just kidding. TSM