Being casually late for class to get my Starbucks fix. TSM.

Never buying the generic brands at the grocery store. TSM.

Chewing celery burns more calories than it has. TSM.

My fratdaddy uses his painted cooler as a laundry basket. TSM.

Adderall super texting. TSM.

Don’t stare unless you have something to offer. TSM.

Getting distracted while writing notes by the new pretty pink polish on my fingers. TSM.

When we stay in hotels, we get the penthouse. Daddy doesn’t share a floor with geeds. TSM.

Taking cough medicine out of a shot glass. TSM.

I have been asked to make so many Easter baskets it looks like I’ll have to miss a week of class to work on them. TSM.

Utilizing my craft box to fix a pair of Steve Madden sandals, until Daddy sends a new pair in three different colors. TSM.

Easter is my favorite holiday because I can wear white again. TSM.

Seven days without wine makes one weak. TSM.

Going out in a $300 dress and coming home in a $20 frat tank. TSM.

Shopping the Lilly baby line in class. TSM.

Never going to the bathroom alone. TSM.

Being slightly irritated at the amount of decorations and stickers in my Lilly planner devoted to Earth day. TSM.

Having sailboats named after you. TSM.

“Let’s just check in and leave.” TSM.

Doing community service hungover. TSM.