My little is totes cuter than your little. TSM.

Making it mandatory for all my sisters to vote for the new Sorority Lilly Pulitzer pattern. TSM.

Southern by the grace of God. TSM.

Having to vote for Lilly to do a print for your sorority on Facebook. NS. Already having a Lilly print because she thought of you first. TSM.

The mom in The Notebook telling her daughter to forget the GDI and marry the fratstar attorney. TSM.

Making your standards chair cry during your standards hearing. TSM.

Being asked to your own formal. TSM.

Trashed and classy, but never trashy. TSM.

Excessive hashtagging. #sorryboutit #TSM

Not having a facebook album with web cam pictures. TSM.

Being engaged to Adian Shaw. NS. Marrying Mr. Big. TSM.

Wine, the way to any sorority girl’s heart. TSM.

Stressing out about a paper I should be writing while reading TSMs, then remembering the loss of five points won’t matter when I’m a cheer mom married to my fratdaddy. TSM.

Colgate Wisps are a shacker’s dream come true. TSM.

I’d rather be crafting. TSM.

What PHC doesn’t know won’t hurt them. TSM.

Cleaning product fume high. TSM.

The perfect Scantron bubble. TSM.

Calling my big “grande,” my grandbig “venti,” and myself “tall.” TSM.

Utilizing the frocket. TSM.