Expensive jewelry makes me horny. TSM.

Daddy’s name on the dealer tag. Letters on the back. TSM.

Never went through the teenage acne stage. TSM.

I wish Lilly Pulitzer had prettier models so I could see what the dresses would look like on me. TSM.

Double Name, one from each grandmother. TSM.

Wearing horizontal stripes and not looking fat. TSM.

I already ate…kinda. TSM.

The only career I want to have is taking care of my family. TSM.

LML (Love My Little). TSM.

Within 10 minutes of changing my relationship status to single I had 3 voicemails and 8 texts. TSM.

Giving clothes to Goodwill in hopes that one day GDIs will have one redeeming quality. TSM.

My favorite game when I was little was playing “house.” TSM.

Never underestimate the power of a backless dress. TSM.

Our bedroom is empty on weekends. TSM.

Sitting in class with my Starbucks wondering how on earth the GDI in front of me can consume that awful gas station coffee. TSM.

TSM autocorrecting to tsp in my phone because of recipe exchange chats. TSM.

If you don’t have anything nice to say.. come tell me. TSM.

No tan lines. TSM.

Always being cold. TSM.

Not having to drink ’til he’s cute because he already is. TSM.