The only thing NF about me is my non-fat Starbucks latte. TSM.

Mainstream style. NS. Only being told that someone else “has that” when you’re wearing Norts and Sperrys. TSM.

Pigtails being worn in college make me want to actually punch someone. TSM.

Not having to calculate my Fratdaddy’s future three month salary because he has rings from three generations back. TSM.

Calculating your fratdaddy’s future 3 months salary so you know how much you can expect for your engagement ring. TSM.

Everyone says I have the prettiest notes. TSM.

Study hours aka Starbucks gossip sesh. TSM.

Dumb questions are my middle name. TSM.

Crying to get out of a ticket. TSM.

Picking a little that looks like me so I can pass down my fake ID. TSM.

Self-loathing Sunday. TSM.

Thinking J. Crew is way too mainstream and GDI friendly. TSM.

My resume is pink and scented. TSM.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. TSM.

Having a pink load of laundry. TSM.

Never trust a middle part. TSM.

My ponytail is longer than yours. TSM.

Daddy called to ask if I had too much wine last night because I ordered cookie cutters, shoes, norts, dresses, and wine glasses online. TSM.

The shorter the shorts, the longer my attention span. TSM.

Getting complimented on your formal dress during the walk of shame. TSM.