A hot morning shower to wash away the sin from last night. TSM.

The excitement that only a new T-shirt proof can bring. TSM.

Daddy asked why I spend the most amount of money M-W-F from 3:45-5. I told him it’s because that’s when I have the most boring class. TSM.

I facebook, tweet, and online shop through every class I’m in, but my professors still love me. TSM.

Having a love-hate relationship with his Sperrys. TSM.

Our VP of Standards crying that she was going to have to email herself for vomming at formal. TSM.

My parents aren’t divorced. TSM.

Caffeine addiction. TSM.

Procraftinating. TSM.

Paying for a Diet Coke with a $100 bill. TSM.

Burn scars from baking. TSM.

Watching Legally Blonde as a I study for my pre-law final. TSM.

Denying a friend request from the same GDI three times in one week. TSM.

Red wine mistakes. TSM.

Driving down Fraternity Row and having no idea what house the sister I’m picking up is coming out of. TSM.

Your fratdaddy knowing that he can laugh at misogynistic TFMs all day, but if he ever treated you unkindly, he’d be ironing his own shirts and making his own sandwiches in a heartbeat. TSM.

Planning my facebook statuses in advance. TSM.

Southern girls make better wives. TSM.

Using Kate Middleton’s wedding diet to prep for formal. TSM.

Adding extra letters to text messagesss. TSM.