Drinking out of a bendy straw. TSM.

Never tap water or filtered water. Only Perrier or Fiji. TSM.

Organizing my t-shirts by fraternity and color. TSM.

“My mother says I didn’t open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw was an engagement ring. I was hooked.” -Liz Taylor. TSM.

Charlotte York, Jackie Kennedy, Elle Woods, and now Kate Middleton to add to my list of idols. TSM.

Don’t marry without a Harry. TSM.

Facebook stalking becomes an art during recruitment. TSM.

Getting hit on by your hot married professor in the gym, while his wife is on the treadmill next to him. TSM.

Waiting until you’re drunk to confront another sister. TSM.

Knowing that the 30 minute limit on treadmills at the rec doesn’t apply to me. TSM.

Sending the homely girl on errands during recruitment. TSM.

My mom on teen pregnancy: “That’s what happens when you send your daughters to public school.” TSM.

Does calling me spoiled make you feel better about your lower social standing? TSM.

Remember that one time daddy said no because we need to save money? JK. TSM.

Expressing your judgments, not your feelings. TSM.

Anyone who tells you to cut your hair short, hates you. TSM.

Skipping my 9 a.m. class to mourn Elizabeth Taylor. TSM.

Bella Swan is a GDI. TSM.

The only reason why I have a BMI of 10 is because I have big boobs. TSM.

Doing small hip raises while laying in the tanning bed. Multitasking. TSM.