Behind every good TFM is a great TSM.
Behind every good TFM is a great TSM.
Your dresses should always be tight enough to show you’re a woman, and loose enough to show you’re a lady. TSM.
Blowing off a gender studies paper to watch the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. TSM.
When we were new members, the actives didn’t haze us. They spoiled us! TSM.
Only in a sorority is it acceptable to be 19 with twins. TSM.
Where the hell do all these bruises come from?! TSM.
I wish Lilly Pulitzer made flasks. TSM.
Sure, there are girls in my sorority that I don’t get along with. But I’d totes be there for ANY of them in a heartbeat if they needed me. TSM.
This year, I was thankful that my fratdaddy was home from Iraq for the holiday! TSM.
There is nothing classy about wearing your letters on your ass. TSM.
My parents aren’t divorced. TSM.
My kids won’t throw temper tantrums in public. TSM.
Smelling your water bottles to make sure they’re filled with actual water and not vodka. TSM.
Leggings shouldn’t be sold in anything larger than a medium otherwise fat people think its okay to wear them. TSM.
Yes, I’m single. You’re going to have to be amazing to change that. TSM.
I’m going to marry you. Plan your life accordingly. TSM.
Southern girls make better wives. TSM.
My fratdaddy flew halfway around the world to France so he could propose in Paris while I was abroad. TSM.
I take it as a sign from God when there’s only one left in my size. TSM.
Even my tampons are pearls. TSM.