It’s totes okay to drink your feelings. TSM.

Always having a back up, whether it be an outfit or a fratdaddy. TSM.

He pulls my hair, totes don’t care. TSM.

Kitchen. Laundry. Bedroom. Repeat. TSM

Yes, I’m single. You’re going to have to be amazing to change that. TSM.

Thinking it’s a smart idea to drink and drive. TFM. Thinking it’s a smart idea to drink and text. TSM.

Halloween may be an exuse to dress slutty, sweetie, but never to act it. TSM.