It was a bad choice to wear a tan dress. The next morning I had to dig through the sea of khakis on the floor to find it. TSM.

I may be 21, but I still sign my signature with hearts over my i’s. TSM.

Not looking both ways when I cross the street. Cars stop for me. TSM.

Fat Tuesday doesn’t apply to me. Sorry. TSM.

Being the same size since freshman year…of high school. TSM.

Favorite color? Pastel yellow. TSM.

Bought my new bikini for the Spring: Bottoms, small. Top, Large. TSM.

I don’t have to wear letters for people to know what house I’m in. TSM.

My latest pair of Sperry’s are lined with Lilly Pulitzer fabric. TSM.

I won’t be a soccer mom because my son will play football and my daughter will be a cheerleader. TSM.

Taylor Swift is the soundtrack to my life. TSM.

Professor tried to embarrass me by calling me Elle Woods in class. Too bad I couldn’t be more flattered. TSM.

I don’t feel inferior when I watch the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. TSM.

Hosting a Make it, Bake it, Sew it Auction to raise money for autism. TSM.

Dyed my hair brown once. Worst blonde moment I have ever had. TSM.

Making all the soccer moms jealous, and I’m only babysitting. TSM.

Adult XL shack shirt paired with child XL norts. TSM.

Most of my calories today came from licking envelopes for my bridal shower thank-you notes. TSM.

Just took my midterm in pink pen. TSM.

Waiting out the tornado in the Craft Room. Atleast if I’m trapped I’ll have paint and glitter to keep me busy. TSM.