I got hungry, so I went on a run. TSM.

Sick of listening about our “failing” economy in my global economy class…so I ordered new Lilly letters. TSM.

Recently told my parents I went on a date with a guy outside the Greek system, now when I talk to dad he asks me how my geed is. TSM.

Using the white boards in the library to teach my grand little our family tree while a gdi waits to use it. TSM.

I’ve got Mom’s looks, Daddy’s money, Grandma’s pearls, and Grandpa’s land. TSM.

Stopping by the Srat Castle to pop a Xanax & change into leggings before hitting the library. TSM.

My GDI advisor told me my family and consumer sciences degree would be worthless, I can’t help that he’s jealous. TSM.

Broke up with my boyfriend because he got blackballed from my dad’s fraternity. TSM.

No Tramp Stamp. TSM.

I’ve never decorated a Christmas tree in my life. My family hires a decorator for Christmas. TSM.

I plan on being the “blonde” on Fox News when I grow up. TSM.

Renting out my Old South dress from last year so nobody else can wear it this year. TSM.

I lost weight over Thanksgiving break. TSM.

Even my Christmas Tree wears pearls. TSM.

Pregaming Barefoot Contessa on the Food Network. TSM.

My 7 year old sister told my Dad to take “the shitwagon” to bring home our 8 ft Christmas tree. The “shitwagon” is a 2009 Lexus rx300. TSM.

I refuse to carry Coach, or fly it. TSM.

My 12 year old sister is being a housewife for career day. TSM.

Got dumped. Got Yurman. Got over it. TSM.

My mom just informed me she’s voted 20 times for Bristol Palin to win; 5 on her iPhone, 5 in a text, 5 on a landline and 5 on her iPad. TSM.