We drop hot girls with no personality, but we also drop ugly girls with great personalities. Oops. TSM.

Wearing SoPro, watching Paula Deen, and prepping for 2pm happy hour. TSM.

Just parked my SUV in hybrid parking. TSM.

I put the “ass” in classy. TSM.

I only went to college to meet my bridesmaids. TSM.

No Prenup. TSM.

Can’t remember the last time I painted my own nails. TSM.

I cannot find a suitable Lilly Pulitzer desktop wallpaper for my work computer. TSM.

No one does ‘Hot Mess’ classier than I can. TSM.

Special K and Diet Coke for dinner. TSM.

It’s never too cold for Nike running shorts. TSM.

Blowjobs are my favorite dessert recipe. TSM.

The closer I get to senior year, the less monogrammed stuff I buy because I don’t want it all to be outdated when my initials change. TSM.

Looking at Joy of Baking in class. TSM.

I was never grounded because I didn’t do my chores. That is what the help was for. TSM.

Just because we are forced to be in a group together does not mean we are friends outside of class GDI. TSM.

How to fix a big mistake: Plan B, Diet Coke, and a new Longchamp. TSM.

Happiness is owning cuter things than other people. TSM.

We had to make emergency reservations at Melting Pot because our house mom couldn’t cook tonight. TSM.

What do you do after you fail 2 tests? Makes dozens of cookies, get a mani pedi, & do some serious online retail therapy at Lilly & Neimans. TSM.