Every time my GDI roommate walks out of our room with her houndstooth cap on I die a little inside. TSM.

Mom had our interior designer decorate for the Halloween party at my apartment then gave me a blank check so I could have an open bar for 20 of my closest friends. TSM.

I love greek life so much, I spent the entire summer sunning myself on Santorini… Thanks Dad. TSM.

The only time I associate with GDIs is when I’m doing charity work. TSM.

I don’t want to go to a dog shelter because my puppy might be an off-brand. TSM.

Last night I laced strips of paper together in different patterns to practice weaving because I’m an apparel studies major. My fratdaddy studied physics and organic chem because he’s pre-dental. TSM.

Monogrammed headrests in my new Range Rover. TSM.

Plans fell through with sisters to drive to The Cocktail Party so I decided to take the private plane instead. I mean, I bought a Georgia hairbow for the game. I have to use it. TSM.

No GDI, my frat daddy and I’s pure bread lab is NOT wearing a “cute flower collar”… her Lilly Pulitzer collar costs more than your fake handbag. TSM.

Homecoming Queen 2010. TSM.

We call the family dog “The Little Democrat.” When people ask why, we tell them he’s lazy and is always begging for a handout. TSM.

Sweetie, you can put awful, fake looking highlights in; pay way too much for those terrible acrylics; buy as many pairs of cheap sunglasses as you want. But you still drive a forever old Pontiac Grand Prix and you’ll always be a GDI. TSM.

Shopping on the Lilly Pulitzer website while discussing Native American poverty in class. TSM.

Paying $7 shipping on a $4 Lilly Pulitzer koozie. TSM.

Ironing my fratdaddy’s oxford with my right hand, drinking a glass of Franzia in my left. TSM.

My Nike shorts and big T-shirt say “casual and carefree” but my Ray Bans and Michael Kors watch have “too good for you” written all over them. TSM.

Missed my home district’s Congressman give a speech last night because I was busy crafting. Sorry Uncle Rob, I don’t get politics anyway. See you at Thanksgiving. TSM.

Yes, GDI, I can spot the tiny deer emblem on your ill-fitting oxford from across campus. But unfortunately for you, it doesn’t fool me into thinking that your oxford is RL. Nice try though. TSM.

I need two Lilly planners for all of my social events. TSM.

The built-in underwear in Nike shorts makes for one less thing to keep up with when shacking. TSM.