For girls like us, a college education is just an accessory. TSM.

From my parents house to the sorority house to my husband’s house and no stopping in between. TSM.

Dressing up as a GDI for Halloween. Complete with knock-off Coach purse, jeans with no back pockets and faux pearls. TSM.

Geed just gave a presentation wearing an Ed Hardy tie. All the greeks in the class had a similar look of horror. TSM.

The school told me I had to declare my major today, I wrote in MRS. The counselor asked if I meant MIS, I said get real. TSM.

Polo is so much less appealing when it’s on sale. TSM.

Sorry sweetie, but wearing faux pearls with your “honor fraternity” letters doesn’t make you Greek. It makes you a GDI who didn’t get a bid. TSM.

Formal chapter sucks, but it sucks even more to be a GDI. TSM.

When the weather drops below 70, I become a walking advertisement for Mountain HardWear. TSM.

I was a Debutante in high school and the GDI in my class was a server at my country club. Small world. TSM.

For my birthday last week Fratdaddy bought me a David Yurman ring, a new longchamp tote, Columbia pfg shirt, a monogrammed fishing pole, 4 new colors of nike shorts, and a set of pearl earrings. We have been together for two months last Friday. Oh and we still haven’t had sex. TSM.

You know you’re a GDI when you are still updating MYSPACE with your skank photos of your lower class life. TSM.

Pulled my Kate Spade pencil case out of my limited edition Longchamp to decorate my fratdaddy’s formal weekend in my Lilly planner. TSM.

Going straight from shacking at the frat house to meeting my parents for Sunday brunch. TSM.

Even my grandma rocks the Chevy Tahoe. TSM.

Erin Andrews. TSM.

For every rice cake I eat, I run a mile. TSM.

Daddy asked me if I wanted anything from the last minute trip he’s taking this weekend, do you think they sell T-shirts at the Ryder Cup? TSM.

Hooked up with a frat star last night. And then I made him a sandwich. TSM.

Getting emailed my sorority billing statement and forwarding it straight to daddy. TSM.