Pregaming my bikini wax & making some pledges DD me. TSM.

I’m glad I decided to go to class today, it gave me a chance to catch up on TFM posts on my iPhone. TSM.

Wearing knock-off Lilly is worse than wearing no Lilly at all. And you wonder why you’re a GDI. TSM.

I love both my daddies: the daddy that pays and the daddy that lays. TSM.

Sorry GDIs, Nike shorts only look good with letters. TSM.

Better wear gloves, not even a manicure can hide those peasant hands. TSM.

The fat legacy that sits in front of me in my law school class wears her letters every day because her sisters wouldn’t let her wear them in undergrad. TSM.

Changed my major from Pre-med to MRS to ensure my future. TSM.

Communications major, engaged at 21, and I own more pearls and Lilly dresses than your house is worth. TSM.

Being able to wear leggings is a privilege, not a right, GDI. TSM.

Praying for the fellow Frat Daddies, Sorostitutes, Slampieces, and GDIs alike at the University of Texas. TSM.

I’m not your slampiece, you’re my fratslam. TSM.

It’s our house cook’s birthday. She’s going out with us to BogIe’s tonight. TSM.

Some girls wear cubic zirconia and faux pearls. Those girls are GDIs. TSM.

The temp dropped below 70 today so I turned in my Nike shorts and XL tee for leggings and a XL tee. TSM.

Making the ugly legacies stand on the ends of pictures so they are easily cropped out. TSM.

What’s a bookbag? I thought thats what Longchamp, Lilly, and Vineyard Vine totes were for. TSM.

I would get a fratberry, but Lilly Pulitzer only makes a cover for the iPhone. TSM.

Morning-after untagging of red cup pictures on facebook. TSM.

I only wear fraternity shirts… That I earn. TSM.