Feeling more hazed by Nationals when they question you about hazing than you ever did by your sorority. TSM.

Tequila is worth the regrets. TSM.

Waking up and realizing you made brunch plans with way too many people. TSM.

Being a recruitment rock star. TSM.

Selective Panhellenic love. TSM.

“What? Do you think they’re going to tell me I can’t go to my last formal? Doubt it.” TSM.

The best part of being a legacy is getting your mom’s vintage letters. TSM.

Life’s a mess. Makeup’s on point. #TSM

Using your one call from jail to call your VP of Communications so you don’t get fined for missing an event. TSTC.

“Lord, grant me the caffeine to handle the things I can, and the wine to handle the things I can’t.” TSM.

“Can you send a pledge to dig out my car?” TSM.

Doing a hair flip so people can see your pin. TSM.

We do not waste alcohol. TSM.

Only dating finance majors. TSM.

“Don’t worry, your littles are way prettier than hers are.” TSM.

“We won’t ever look as good as we do now, so let’s take another shot, drink another round.” TSM.

Having a different boyfriend in every fraternity. TSTC.

“People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time.” -True Detective. TSM.

Vodka in a wine glass. TSM.

Haaaaave you met my little? TSM.