Crafting while you pregame because it’s Big/Little Week. TSM.

Spending all of Clue Week convincing your little she isn’t your little. TSM.

“It’s in the budget.” TSM.

Finding glitter on his penis after Bid Day. TSM.

Forcing your big to go out because little gets what little wants. TSM.

Forgetting where you are, but not where you got your outfit. TSM.

“I drink more, so the other kids won’t have to.” TSM.

Give me a first name and a Tinder profile and I can find anybody. TSM.

I’m really good at making bad decisions. TSM.

Being that best friend duo that knows everything. TSM.

Drunk texting on the Greek keyboard. TSM.

Planning out an outfit three months in advance. TSM.

“She told me to send her a sisterhood moment for recruitment, but I can’t think of one that doesn’t involve alcohol.” TSM.

Checking yourself out in every reflective surface you see including windows, car doors, and other people’s sunglasses. TSM.

Being the sister everyone goes to for advice. TSM. Being the sister everyone goes to for advice on a standards hearing. TSTC.

“Tell me everything you know about him.” TSM.

Being the senior that everyone’s afraid of. TSM.

Not having money to buy groceries, but always coming up with enough cash for a new formal dress, cooler-making supplies, and alcohol. TSM.

Turning your slampiece into a math tutor on weekdays. TSM.

Texting your big to tell her about your first standards meeting, because you know she’ll be proud. TSM.