Waking your best friend up by doing the secret knock on the wall. TSM.

Handpicking his roommate’s formal date. TSM.

I drink wine #LikeAGirl, but I shotgun beer #LikeABoy. Equality. TSM.

Hating the whole fraternity because of him. TSM.

My favorite Lilly print directly reflects my political views. TSM.

She who leaves a trail of glitter is never forgotten. TSM.

Vodka is my hobby. TSM.

Having blonde and brunette sides of the family. TSM.

Seeing Saturday night’s mistake in Monday morning class. TSM.

“I already thought of an Instagram caption. Of course I’m going.” TSM.

A bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on a tree, a tree is part of nature, therefore being a bitch is natural. Logic. TSM.

Having a “shacked and found” box in your apartment. TSM.

Making your boyfriend and his friends like your sorority’s page on every social media platform before recruitment. TSM.

Scheduling your fuck buddy into your planner. TSM.

Bold enough to get your attention. Modest enough to keep it. TSM.

Making the bad guys good for longer than a weekend. TSM.

Going as a CEO, not an office ho. TSM.

I’m not like regular standards chairs. I’m a cool standards chair. TSM.

Dropping by Target for a cardigan and Plan B. TSM.

Regretting everything and nothing at the same time. TSM.