Dating more women over recruitment weekend than most men will their entire lives. TSM.
Dating more women over recruitment weekend than most men will their entire lives. TSM.
I don’t remember formal, but I hear I had a great time. TSM.
Finding your way to the front and center of every photo. TSM.
Signing all your emails, “You know you love me.” TSM.
“I’m only here to see people.” -Me, on the first day of the semester. TSM.
The number of people who fall under the “you look familiar, I think we met while drunk, but it’s fuzzy” category seems to be growing rapidly. TSM.
I may not remember the party, but the party will remember me. TSM.
Using your sisters to distract the bouncers while you sneak into the bar. TSM.
Losing your dignity while gaining respect. TSM.
I don’t think I’m better than you. I know I am. TSM.
Kiss and do tell. TSM.
Constantly finding clothes in your closet that aren’t yours. TSM.
Your #MCM is my #TBT. TSM.
Outgoing president incoming standards hearing. TSM.
Taylor Swift would definitely tell me I’m the brunette bitch in “You belong with me.” TSM.
“Come over and cuddle me until I fall asleep and then leave.” TSM.
When your mascara is $23, there’s no time for crying. TSM.
You can’t drink with us. TSM.
Blacking out like Big does. TSM.
I’m the hot friend. TSM.