She can do her, and you’ll do you, and I’ll do me, and we’ll all live happily ever after. TSM.

“If you wouldn’t say it to her big, you probably shouldn’t say it at all.” TSM.

“His balls are so deep in my pocket after that stunt that it looks like I’m wearing them.” TSM.

The number of people who fall under the “you look familiar, I think we met while drunk, but it’s fuzzy” category seems to be growing rapidly. TSM.

Having a cuter “how we met” story with your big than you do with your boyfriend. TSM.