Putting “Jack Daniels” as your date’s name on your date party form. TSM.

These bros ain’t loyal. TSM.

Daenarys Targaryen. TSM.

Having more sorority t-shirts than college t-shirts. TSM.

Your drunken alter ego becoming your only ego. TSM.

Shut up and take shots with me. TSM.

“Most likely to get away with it.” TSM.

Summer separation anxiety. TSM.