I’ve learned that being prettier is the best revenge. TSM.

“Maybe I am a total bitch. Did you ever think about that?” -Blair Waldorf. TSM.

Doing the Shine Color Run just so you can be covered in glitter. TSM.

I’m actually a daydream dressed like a daydream. TSM.

“I will do whoever it takes to get us to the top”
“You mean whatever?”
“Yeah that too.” TSM.

Being the one that tells him to leave the morning after. TSTC.

Apologizing for being difficult but never meaning it. TSM.

Being delighted to learn that all of your high school exes eventually went Greek. TSM.

Tequila doesn’t ask questions. Tequila understands. TSM.

Drinking away the mistakes of 2014, only to make new mistakes the minute 2015 begins. TSM.

Just found bottles of wine hidden around my house. Not sure if this is a grownup Easter egg hunt during Christmas or if past me was a genius. TSM.

Singing very aggressively to Blank Space for someone who has a nonexistent list of ex-lovers. TSM.

Feeling no guilt using your sorority’s Netflix account while you’re home because, like, seven cents of your dues pays for it every month. TSM.

Shamelessly adding four bottles of champagne to your mom’s shopping cart. TSM.

Always swiping right if Vineyard Vines is a shared interest. TSM.

Realizing your hookup’s roommate is the guy you’ve been talking to on Tinder. TSTC.

“Oh! Yeah, I’m pretty confident about all this.” -Chloe, “Pitch Perfect.” TSM.

I can make the good guys bad for a weekend. TSM.

I’m not afraid of standards. Standards is afraid of me. TSM.

It wasn’t my fault. There was an open bar. TSM.