13 ? man you must be cool….. 13 pledges quiting means you either A) have no idea how to rush and bid a ton of pussy’s in your plege class B) have gay hazing “rituals” like elephant walks and other things that make fraternity’s look like queer clubs or C) they realized that your chapter is terrible and not worth the money along with being at a sub par greek school. you try way too hard..
A) I would say neither good or bad. B) Descent story at best. However, I do commend your mild jesting effort. C) Give advice to someone who needs it and learn how to fucking type. Especially when trying to prove a point, BigAl, you fucking redneck.
This is clearly a Phi Mu Alpha composite. I am reporting this photo to officials at your school and once I find out which school it is from. Return it now- you have been warned. If not returned I will contact my nationals and make sure a new composite is ordered. This is a disgrace and not what greek life is about.
Phi Mu Alpha? Is that like a Navy call sign? Oh wait, my pledge Wikipedia just told me that this is a… music frat? Only 6,000 actives nationwide? Hmmm…
Why would they even bother stealing something from Phi Mu Awkward? Well at least now we know you only have 13 members. Bless your heart for your recruitment strategies.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4VbOHvaPRc
What is this? A fraternity for ants?!
He’s absolutely right!
^ you three go ahead and take laps for repeating
^ No sweetheart, he was quoting a movie. There are crayons over in the corner if you’d like to color while the men talk.
^Finally
The chapter has to be at least…three times bigger than this!
^good grammar, but the “men who can’t frat good” is a take on a Zoolander quote… if you couldn’t tell… since it said Zoolander and everything…
^ piker is not in pike, he’s a troll. and his picture is of the TFM intern not of himself.
http://www.mademan.com/author/randall-j-knox/
how many times does someone need to go over this…
^ and the piker take a lap as well. If you must know why you are running your lap it is because you’re in pike.
^ Ah, I see you are not from around these parts. Take a lap instead then do your fucking homework pledge.
*can’t frat well
You never saw Zoolander? You must be a fat slut.
This was stolen from the Derek Zoolander Fraternity for men who can’t frat good.
God Dammit StaySratty… That’s the quote.
We had more pledges quit this semester than they have in their entire fraternity.
13 ? man you must be cool….. 13 pledges quiting means you either A) have no idea how to rush and bid a ton of pussy’s in your plege class B) have gay hazing “rituals” like elephant walks and other things that make fraternity’s look like queer clubs or C) they realized that your chapter is terrible and not worth the money along with being at a sub par greek school. you try way too hard..
We had more actives die this semester than they have in their entire fraternity.
Is this a good or bad thing?
^Nonetheless, it was a cool fucking story.
A) I would say neither good or bad. B) Descent story at best. However, I do commend your mild jesting effort. C) Give advice to someone who needs it and learn how to fucking type. Especially when trying to prove a point, BigAl, you fucking redneck.
Man the harpoons
I’m quite confused. My kitchen looks nothing like that, and from the looks of those ladies they certainly know their way around a kitchen.
Hilarious. Nice move.
Shit, that’s quite the chapter
Imagine the rage of a party they could have.
Sephia or nothing
pike move
A founding brothers composite that isn’t black and white?
Who’s dorm room did you steal that from? And did you blur out all the details in the middle out of fear or shame? I’m putting my money on shame.
The unlucky 13?
Probably a founding brothers composite, retards.
This is clearly a Phi Mu Alpha composite. I am reporting this photo to officials at your school and once I find out which school it is from. Return it now- you have been warned. If not returned I will contact my nationals and make sure a new composite is ordered. This is a disgrace and not what greek life is about.
No, please, don’t do that!
Oh no, please don’t order a new composite. That would be horible.
Said the guy who masturbates himself to sleep.
ur were blackballed a long time ago BrotherOmicron
the_alpha_Tau. It’s BrotherOmicron. Obviously he’s fucking trolling.
I make a motion that if your not in a Social Fraternity you shouldnt be allowed to post. Phi Mu Alpha= GDI Music Frat
Phi Mu Alpha? Is that like a Navy call sign? Oh wait, my pledge Wikipedia just told me that this is a… music frat? Only 6,000 actives nationwide? Hmmm…
Phi Mu Alpha? Yep, this guys trolling.
Have people really not realized that you’re trolling?
Wow well in that case, I hope they set the damn thing on fire. Are you seriously getting butthurt over a chapter composite being stolen?
This is why you can’t have nice things, Phi Mu Alpha. Go play yourselves some sad walking away music.
Why would they even bother stealing something from Phi Mu Awkward? Well at least now we know you only have 13 members. Bless your heart for your recruitment strategies.
What the frig is a Phi Mu Alpha? A music fraternity?
My sisters kindergarten class is bigger then that bottom barrel joke
Wow, over a dozen members!
A baker’s dozen!
^ Why are you trying to justify those GDI pussy creeps?
They’re relatively new and already cleaning house?
The way it sounds, I believe you just went and asked them to hold it while they took your picture. Nice try.
They’re a relatively new chapter and that was the year they had to do a ‘spring cleaning.’
Spring cleaning your fraternity to only 13 members??? Why would someone join that bottom tier of a place?
All thirteen of their brothers will be pissed
I began counting but got way to lazy to finish. I’ll trust your answer of 13.