Just as quickly as Ryan Lochte tried to cha-cha out of Rio, he made his way to the Good Morning America stage to confirm he will be competing on season 23 of Dancing With The Stars. Sometimes when Dancing announces their “stars,” we have no idea who they are. So we’re going to break it down contestant by contestant, to tell you who you should be rooting for and who’s favorited to win.
Amber Rose
Model, actress, fashion designer, mostly famous for being divorced from Wiz Khalifa and having dated Kanye West.
Laurie Hernandez
Member of the United States women’s gymnastics team at the 2016 summer Olympics. Recently hugged Beyoncé.
Maureen McCormick
Known for her role as “Marcia Marcia Marcia!!!” Brady. Hoping a football doesn’t get thrown at her nose in some weird turn of events.
Terra Jole
Most famous for her role on Little Women:LA.
Marilu Henner
Actress most famously known for her role on the sitcom Taxi. Which no one under the age of 25 has ever heard of.
Vanilla Ice
Alright stop. Collaborate and listen.
Calvin Johnson
Former wide receiver for the Detroit Lions.
Jake T. Austin
Disney Channel star. Played Selena’s younger brother on Wizards of Waverly Place. Also known for dating a fan.
Babyface
R&B singer. Producer. Grammy Award Winner. Old dude.
James Hinchcliffe
Canadian race car driver.
Rick Perry
Politician. Was the 47th Governor of Texas. Great hair. GILF.
Ryan Lochte
Hot mega-douche.
Jana Kramer
Played Alex Dupre on One Tree Hill, turned country music singer. 10/10 on the hotness scale.
Our bets lean toward Laurie Hernandez, Jake T. Austin, or Calvin Johnson to take home the mirrorball trophy. Gymnasts already have rhythm and flexibility, Disney stars have to be triple threats to be employed, and everyone loves the NFL players who try to dance. Season 23 premieres Monday, September 28th on ABC..
[via E! News]
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