On Monday, Daniel Radcliffe appeared on "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon" and discussed his love of music. Rap music, that is. I never saw Dan as much of a rapper, because, you know, he’s a short little wizard who’s too busy fighting crime on his broomstick. But when Jimmy asked our leading DA (Dumbledore’s Army for you muggles out there--keep up) member about his rap history, Dan insisted that he could rap one of the hardest songs ever: "Alphabet Aerobics" by Blackalicious.

Jimmy handed Dan a microphone, and quite honestly, the world as we know it changed. Our Harry Potter, the boy we watched grow up on screen in front of us, suddenly became sexy.Maybe it was the lighting, or the way Jimmy was in the background just digging the entire thing, but as Dan’s rapping sped up, so did our pounding hearts. His arms seemed bigger, his beard became manlier and his American sounding voice literally made my seat wet.

It you’re in a public location, I’d advise you to go to the nearest secluded place to watch this. Trust me, you’re going to want to board the Hogwarts Express to lady-bonerville..