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How To Get A Boyfriend In College: A Choose Your Own Adventure Tale

Friend-Zoned
Do not pass go. Do not collect $200, and go straight to the friend-zone. You have no hope of hooking up, unless he’s completely blacked out and you all but rape the kid.

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Hakuna Moscato

Hakuna Moscato (@HakunaMoscato) is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move. and Post Grad Problems. A born and raised Maryland girl, she's obsessed with the Baltimore Ravens, Old Bay, and anything that has the Maryland flag pattern on it. She's a newly retired student-athlete and sorority girl, but not quite ready to call herself an adult, especially since she still has to be carried out of bars. With a Long Island in hand, she's ready for whatever life is throwing her way. Maybe.

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