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How To Get A Boyfriend In College: A Choose Your Own Adventure Tale

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You’re getting to know each other, in a romantic way. Whether you started out as friends, or with an immediate attraction, you are now texting flirty things and talking about yourselves. It might not be everyday, but it is somewhat consistent. You’re essentially deciding whether you like each other…or just like sleeping with each other. Choose the option that applies:

If you two have chemistry between the sheets, but it’s essentially not going anywhere, because he’s an asshole/you’re a psycho, CLICK HERE.

If he’s actually a cool guy, but making out with him was like making out with your brother, CLICK HERE.

If he literally sucks in every single way, and/or you embarrassed yourself so much that you’re debating transferring, CLICK HERE.

If you have miraculously found yourself in a situation where the sex is as good as the conversation, CLICK HERE.

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Hakuna Moscato

Hakuna Moscato (@HakunaMoscato) is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move. and Post Grad Problems. A born and raised Maryland girl, she's obsessed with the Baltimore Ravens, Old Bay, and anything that has the Maryland flag pattern on it. She's a newly retired student-athlete and sorority girl, but not quite ready to call herself an adult, especially since she still has to be carried out of bars. With a Long Island in hand, she's ready for whatever life is throwing her way. Maybe.

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