In case you thought the Kardashians were done with attention-seeking media behavior, I’m here to burst your bubble. Kim Kardashian’s new line of — wait for it — emojis are being released today, and yes, they’re just as ridiculous as you think they are, but they or may not be changing the game for basics everywhere. Because Kim is so amazing at naming things, she’s calling her new emojis “Kimojis.” Classic.
Kim gave a preview on Insta of what six of her emojis will look like, and I’ve never wondered more whether or not Kim knows she’s funny, or if it’s as unintentional as we all believe. We all just got a middle finger, but this one has a *~*manicure.*~* The contour emoji looks like a human tiger, but it’s worth it for the simple fact that Kim put a half complete makeup emoji in her line. If your proportions are un-humanlike, you now have an emoji to represent you, unlike the curveless, fully clothed, pink shirt girl. And then — the Kim crying face. Good lord, the Kim crying face.
And in true Kim form, our second teaser is even better than the first.
If you’re still keeping up with the Kardashians, download the app now. I hate the movement, but I can’t stop it. All I can do is judge you for it..