Lindsay Lohan Just Broke The Internet With Her Awful Photoshop Fail

Photoshop Fail

“I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay of our society…unless I need it, in which case, everybody be cool.” -Tina Fey

Oh, Photoshop. To some people, it’s the devil. To others, it’s a fun pastime. Sure, sure, people say that it sets unrealistic standards for women, and I say, “Totally, right on. I agree. Sort of.” Because at the same time, I use it. Let’s be real, it’s the best diet in the game. I can sit on my couch with some Chipotle and take five pounds off of my picture. I know it’s fake. You know it’s fake. But it’s like wearing a padded bra — sometimes it just seems right. Besides, everyone knows that the women complaining are the ones who don’t know how to use it. And Lindsay Lohan, one of our favorite train wreck girls, will most likely be bitching about the software in three, two…

Now. She posted the picture below on Instagram, and it is a doozie.

My feet look red lol- had to take that out. Only real red is my hair.

A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on

Whoops. The area behind her butt looks a bit…off. But honestly, it’s most likely just an illusion. Or she radiates zero fucks and they just got captured in the camera flash. Either way, people are tearing her a new (computer enhanced) one. And while I have to admit that it doesn’t look good, I feel like there’s more to the picture than just the curvy door and her new curvy ass. The thing I don’t understand is why has NO ONE addressed the fact that she’s wearing a leotard? Was she doing the “Parent Trap” handshake with herself? Was she flailing her pale limbs around? Did she film that? Also, that minibar in the back — what’s that about, miss rehab? Very subtly rebellious. So let the haters hate. At least she’s trying to look good. Sort of. Besides, the fact that she is actually insane makes me love her just a little bit more. So keep instagramming on and providing us with nonstop shambley entertainment, like this:

A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on

And this:

A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on

And this:

And you can totally sit with us.

[via Instagram, NY Daily News]

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Rachel Varina

(yeahokaywhat) Aspiring to be the next Tina Fey, Rachel spends her free time doing nothing to reach that goal. While judging people based on how they use "they're" vs. "there" on social media, she likes eating buffalo chicken dip, watching other people's Netflix, and wearing sweatpants way more than is socially acceptable.

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