DO NOT RETURN!
Congratulations, lucky lady! You are the winner of a Spring Rush 2011 t-shirt, man flip flops, and a pair of flannel pajama pants that your gentleman suitor acquired from his mother. He may have your dignity, but at least you have his clothing! Based on the nature of your relationship with this fella, under no circumstance are you to return his clothing to him. Ever. You earned it fair and square. Wear it with pride, or don’t wear it at all. Just remember you have as much right to your new badge ensemble of honor as if you’d purchased it yourself.