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Should You Return Your Hookup’s Clothes? A Foolproof Formula Has The Answer

Oh, this is awkward. This really does make it more difficult for you, in good conscience, to hold onto his belongings. Dammit. Don’t you hate having a “good conscious.” Okay, well let’s evaluate the reason that is.

Is he your friend?

Umm. No. *Embarrassed Emoji*
Duh. Why else would I care about this?

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]

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