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Should You Return Your Hookup’s Clothes? A Foolproof Formula Has The Answer

Why any man would have a special connection to an article of clothing is beyond me. Unless it belonged to a deceased family member, it’s just a t-shirt. (Say the same thing to me, however, and there’s trouble.) The important question here is whether or not you care that those pajama pants were “special.”

Do you care?

Nope. Not one iota.
Yes. Excuse me for not being a bitch.

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]

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