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Should You Return Your Hookup’s Clothes? A Foolproof Formula Has The Answer

That’s annoying. The only thing worse than a naggy girl is a naggy boy. Get a GRIP, dude. I get it. This was the first t-shirt your big gave to you and it’s really precious, you pussy. Your petulance is not helping your case here, so I’m just going to have to do what behooves ME.

Would it be inconvenient for you to return is clothing?

I see him all the time, so not really.
Yes. I think I’ve seen him sober 0.0 times. I don’t even know where he lives.

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]

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