DO NOT RETURN!
Congratulations, lucky lady! You are the winner of a Spring Rush 2011 t-shirt, man flip flops, and a pair of flannel pajama pants that your gentleman suitor acquired from his mother. He may have your dignity, but at least you have his clothing! Based on the nature of your relationship with this fella, under no circumstance are you to return his clothing to him. Ever. You earned it fair and square. Wear it with pride, or don’t wear it at all. Just remember you have as much right to your new badge ensemble of honor as if you’d purchased it yourself.
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Veronica Ruckh
Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]
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