The Bottom
The New Sorority
The best of the bottom-tier, the new sorority doesn’t have a bad reputation yet, but they have a long way to go before they have a good one. They don’t know shit about the Greek system yet, so their first few semesters are rocky as they try to get their footing. As a whole, the members were recruited by nationals and members of nearby chapters, so the resulting sisterhood is an enigma. There are some really cool girls, but as a whole, the chapter doesn’t feel like it has its own vibe, which makes recruiting new members difficult. It also makes mixing with fraternities difficult, because they’d rather not take a chance on the new girls, when they already know which sororities are going to be a good time.
The Nice Girls
The nice girls are just that…nice. But as we’ve heard too many times before, nice doesn’t get you far. Everyone likes these girls and wants them to succeed, but they still have trouble meeting quota, and they still have to wait until second asking for Greek Week and Homecoming. They generally have an amazing sisterhood, because they have a lot of time to focus on it and each other when moving up and down in the rankings doesn’t concern them.
The Bitter Girls
There’s always a bottom tier sorority that is just…mean. They practically bond over hating the other sororities. They’re the girls all over Yik Yak trying to tear the other sororities down. They’re the girls rolling their eyes at you during group projects. And they’re the girls who just never got over the fact that their sorority isn’t number one, something the rest of us stopped caring about sophomore year.
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Veronica Ruckh
Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co
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