Be careful who you swipe right.
Me too, girl.
Yeah, I tend to have that effect.
That turned dark very quickly.
And if the connection is wrong, you’ll wind up in his trunk.
Not gonna lie, this one might’ve worked on me.
This wasn’t too weird until the marshmallow remark.
I highly doubt that.
Please don’t reproduce.
Second time? You guys really gotta start checking your autocorrect.
You can be my split ends, I’ll simultaneously ignore and deny your existence.
Just a tad.
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
Because if there was, it’d be harder to weed out the creep. Such as yourself.
Nah dude. I’ll stand.
This was emailed to me already strategically cropped, so I assume the line actually worked on some girl. Shame on you, sister.
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