Do you ever wonder what your boyfriend actually wishes you looked like? I know, I know, he says you’re perfect and gorgeous and every other clichéd thing guys are supposed to say when it comes to our unparalleled beauty, but, like, come on. Sure, he loves you, but why does he have a scantily-clad, slightly sticky Megan Fox poster hanging up in his room? Because he thinks she’s a nice girl?
He thinks her face is pretty. Really, he does.
According to Bluebella.com, 500 men and 500 women were asked to assemble a perfect male and female body. Megan Fox was the guys’ pick for a woman’s ideal face, and the surprises don’t stop there.
After taking a look at the “perfect male body,” I have to ask, ladies–what’s going on? We chose smaller biceps? Legs that are far skinnier than our own? Harry fucking Styles’s hair? It’s like I don’t even know you people. The men were on point with what they think they should look like. Just look at the beautiful specimen they created! It’s like a gift from the gods, giving a nod to all of our #MCMs. A creature that includes Ryan Gosling’s abs and David Beckham’s face is one that deserves to be worshipped.
Now, I don’t want to act like the guys had it all right, because, you know, they’re guys and they still managed to fuck up in the activity. While they may have aced the perfect male body, they were also asked to create a perfect female body, and it’s our worst nightmare. Literally.
How the hell can we compete with that? If I ever saw that woman in society, I would punch her in her Megan Fox face. Or, more realistically, I would do nothing, considering the fact that I have never punched someone and I don’t really know how. Then I would go home, cry, and eat carbs that would go directly to my non-Rosie Huntington-Whiteley legs. The thing is, a mixture of Scar Jo, Kim K., and Megan is something that should never exist in nature. I mean, it’s fine, because I’m sure she’d be totally dumb, excessively needy, and not funny at all, but still. Really? That’s what guys want?
The only redeeming fact there is when it comes to what guys wish we looked like is that they gave us bigger legs and hips than we gave ourselves (let’s just not talk about the fact that they gave us Kim’s tits). So, I guess…thanks?
And there you have it, ladies and gents. The ideal person. The formula for what we should look like. Now it’s time for all of us to start crying into our pizza as we make unrealistic diet plans.
To see the freaky-looking perfect woman’s face according to men and women, click here.
[via Thought Catalog]
Images via Bluebella.com, Clipart
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