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8. Kristen Stewart Was a Huge Slut


The Hollywood equivalent to Helen Keller, Kristen Stewart, shocked us all this year. She cheated on Robert Pattinson, who is way out of her league, with Rupert Sanders, the creepy, middle-aged director of Snow White and the Huntsmen. The annoying, lip-biting actress gave a half-assed apology and retreated to her hipster cave for months. While I saw this as Rob’s opportunity to move on with his life and start dating Jennifer Lawrence, K. Stew proved that she really is a witch, and put some weird spell on Rob that prevented him from getting over her. Now, they’re back together. The only bright side of her transgression is that she lost the few fans she had. Now that the Twilight franchise has ended, so has her career.

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