6. Miley Cyrus Turned into a Lesbian…Probably
This past summer, Hannah Montana got wasted on a mix of Stoli Raz and sugar-free Red Bull (which you should try, it’s delish) and chopped off all of her hair. Nobody is quite sure why she destroyed her once enviable locks, but I’m willing to bet it’s because she’s playing for the same team as our girl, Ellen Degeneres. As of now, Cyrus is still engaged to Liam Hemsworth, but the whole world is waiting for him to realize he is about ten thousand times hotter than she is, and leave her at the altar. One can only hope.
- [Image via Us Weekly]
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