5. Kate Upton’s Body Was Ridiculed

For some reason, unbeknownst to me, Kate Upton became the fantasy of every man in America this year. I couldn’t figure it out, because, she’s actually just fat. She has little muscle definition and no body tone. Well, some girls over at SkinnyGossip.com referred to the Sports Illustrated model as “well marbled” and claimed her modeling consisted of “confidently lumbering down a runway like there’s a buffet at the end of it.” It was bitchy, it was evil, and I loved every second of it.

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