I mean, he was “dance floor makeout” cute, but not “go home together” cute. TSM.

It seemed like a good idea until I started sobering up. TSM.

If you ask me to borrow a pen, your notes will be in pink or purple for the day. TSM.

If no one remembers it, it never happened. TSM.

Every girl needs a boy or two who will drink for her in a crisis situation. TSM.

Some things are just too conniving and manipulative to go through with…so you get your big to do them. TSM.

Cheers to every warning text from standards. TSM.

Always being the one that gets married in “kill, fuck or marry.” TSM.