“What should my caption be? I want it to be clever.” TSM.

Feeling genuinely insulted when someone doesn’t know who your big is. TSM.

Swapportunity: the opportunity to swap out dinner for alcohol. Is that not how it works? TSM.

This is PERFECT weather for a walk of shame. TSM.

The hair flip girl is my spirit emoji. TSM.

Pregaming spring break by fake tanning. TSM.

Losing your earring, but getting enough beads to compensate. TSM.

Asking guys on spring break where they’re from, which fraternity they’re in, and what their names are…in that order. TSM.

Taking full advantage of the fact that risk management will not be attending your spring break trip. TSM.

Never trust a guy who doesn’t like beer. TSM.