Being sent to standards for “encouraging others to participate in sometimes questionable behavior at mixers and other social events.” TSTC.

Being next to your best friend in the composite. TSM.

Having a nice personality doesn’t get you free drinks. TSM.

Wearing their house flag to their superhero themed social. TSM.

Composites reminding you that even back in the ’60s, your house was full of betties. TSM.

Tindering on your Tinder date. TSM.

The stories always being worth the hungover standards meeting. TSM.

Taking a personal day when you realize you don’t have anything to wear to class. TSM.

Does being sober sister count as volunteer hours? TSM.

Getting a pledge ride from one fraternity to another. TSM.