Gentlemen do not hold doors for stuck-up bitches such as yourself. Whenever I catch a girl trying to pull this shit, I go out of my way to close the door before she gets there. It’s called a favor for a reason, and that reason is because it’s unexpected.
…What?
This made absolutely no sense.
This was the first column on TFM for which I was not able to read past the first line.
This post is completely characteristic of every SDT I’ve ever met. In fact, it wouldn’t surprise me if you’re a Jewish girl at Penn.
Gentlemen do not hold doors for stuck-up bitches such as yourself. Whenever I catch a girl trying to pull this shit, I go out of my way to close the door before she gets there. It’s called a favor for a reason, and that reason is because it’s unexpected.
Someone grew up in a broken home…
I think you meant “expedite,” sweetheart. Leave the talking to the men.
Slampieces don’t have souls
Guy Harvey is for rednecks.
Only worse, because Lilly shit is gaudy and ugly as fuck.