Though I’ve never met you.. I feel like you wrote this about my life. My girlfriend’s have called me Good Luck Chuck (like the movie) for idk how long. Every. Fucking. Time. UGH. And now all of my super ass hole ex flings are MARRIED. But me? Oh no. Why would someone wanna marry the sweet blonde former yoga instructor with a real job & can cook? Oh nooo.. Not when you can have a ditzy brunette that wouldn’t know eye liner from lipstick. Or their ex they always knew was the one. That’s my favorite. #not.
Though I’ve never met you.. I feel like you wrote this about my life. My girlfriend’s have called me Good Luck Chuck (like the movie) for idk how long. Every. Fucking. Time. UGH. And now all of my super ass hole ex flings are MARRIED. But me? Oh no. Why would someone wanna marry the sweet blonde former yoga instructor with a real job & can cook? Oh nooo.. Not when you can have a ditzy brunette that wouldn’t know eye liner from lipstick. Or their ex they always knew was the one. That’s my favorite. #not.